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To: James R. Barrett who wrote (76672)4/2/2000 6:21:00 PM
From: George S. Montgomery  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
Gude God In Heaven!

I know I never should have entered the latrine again.

The residue was destined to rise up.

And you have.

GSM



To: James R. Barrett who wrote (76672)4/2/2000 7:50:00 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 108807
 
TODAY'S HOROSCOPES

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to
be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make
the same mistakes repeatedly because you do not
pay attention to anyone or anything.
Everyone thinks you smoke a lot of dope.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are
dickheads. You are full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with.
You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you
are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have
minor influence on your friends and people resent
you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence
and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most
people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You
are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People
like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined
to expect too much for too little. This means your
are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for
thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other
people's problems, which makes you a sucker.
You are always putting things off. That is why
you will always be on welfare and won't be worth
a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.
You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your
arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving
motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your
shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends
and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and
often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good
bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality. If you are a male you
are probably queer. Chances for employment and
monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are
whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in
business and cannot be trusted. You shall
achieve the pinnacle of success because of your
total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-
a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a
reckless tendency to rely on your luck since
you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians
are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.
You are basically chickenshit. There has never
been a Capricorn of any importance. You should
kill yourself.