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To: mrs goldberg who wrote (10674)4/3/2000 5:52:00 PM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
Coonzie, I'm glad to see you didn't get blown
away by those tornados. Perhaps you can tell your insurance company that that your hocked shrubs and front lawn were taken away with the storm.
:^)

Maybe you can also claim that the winds were so strong it took some of your portfolio with it...

<Clappy goes outside and begins doing an "Indian" rain dance in hope of some storm damage to help recover his losses on his portfolio through insurance fraud...>

<A few minutes later Slurpies and Big Gulps begin falling from the sky...>

...Drat! Wrong Indian rain dance...

-BigBiteClappy

Disclaimer: The author wishes to apologize if he offended any of his East Indians, West Indians, or Native American Indians friends. This was just a poor attempt at a silly joke. I could not help myself.
I am sorry. I promise to provide a few Irish jokes in the near future in attempt to even things out by offending myself...