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To: mrs goldberg who wrote (11201)	4/5/2000 7:08:00 PM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Coonzie, BL! <Belly Laugh!> -LPK3

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (11201)	4/5/2000 8:15:00 PM
From: Voltaire	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

OK coonaz, I'll pick you yokels up in the morning about the time the hounds get home from running. Now remember, they don't put up wif no s--- down there at Augustah. Mull I Know, Joel and pinhi said they would meet us on some Lane called Magnolia. Don't bring no coolers, fishing reels, running shoes, or spit tobacco. Don't go up to Lee elder and ask him to get you a dog and coke, the man is being honored this week. If you see Arnie, I don't want to hear: " what ya say Arn " and if I hear " You da man ", we are leaving. I don't want to see anyone climbing up the Wisteria to get a better look. Everything is Green down there so don't wear Red, it's springtime damn it, not Christmas. I want to tell ya up front, they don't serve Moon Pies and big Oranges, so pay for your cheese sandwiches, cokes, sit down and keep your yaps shut. When you are standing in line to relieve yourselves, I don't want to see any side glances at the nearest bush. This is a place for gentlemen and reverence and if it means relieving yourself while in line, so be it, just another reason I want you wear dark pants. If you buy any souvenirs, don't be running up and down the Azalea lined paths yelling lookee what I got. Don't be looking around for the Petty's, Rusty Wallace or Dale Earnhart, THEY DON'T PLAY GOLF and this is not Daytona. When you see one of the officials raise a paddle, that means quiet, not take your positions. When you hear someone say " that's pin high ", don't run up to pini and tell him he must have kin down there. Trust me, there is not a relative of pinhi's within 500 kilometers of this place. If one of you are at the urinals and a black man races in out of breath, pulls up next to your urinal and says " whew, just made it, while you are looking down as his appendage, DON'T SAY, " gee, reckon you could make me one in White ". Enough said, see ya at hound return time in the morning, Volster