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To: Dealer who wrote (12034)4/10/2000 8:58:00 PM
From: mrs goldberg  Respond to of 35685
 
Ok troops I'm back from Nawlins!! (New Orleans) How yall are Hunh? Boy that stock market done hack me off somethin terrible so I took matters in my own hands for the good of the Porch today. I done loaded up my ole friend Mudbones in my pickup truck and off we went to Nawlins to see the Vodoo Queen, Miss Rudolph. Miss Rudolph gots this monkey you see and if you take care of Miss Rudolph she'll put one of them hexes on the ole Market Makers, NAZ, Cree, Elon and the Mighty QCOM, but if you don't do your homework right, you will see the monkey at some point in time in the near future. So keeping this in mind I let Mudbones do the homework on Miss Rudolph. Mudbones said everything went well except that the monkey kept messing with him whiles he was messin with Miss Rudolph. When he tolds Miss Rudolph about the monkey she tolds him just to keep on keeping on whats he was doin and that the monkey lived there and that he was just visitin.

So all in all I think we're in good shape with the market for the weeks coming, but we have a small problem!!! Now we gots to get shoes to fit our itsy bitsy monkey feets!! (you see that Miss Rudolph done puts a spell on us cuz she wants Ole Mudbones back bad and if that monkey shows up any time soon she gona get him back too!)

Coonaz gots a spell on Q!



To: Dealer who wrote (12034)4/10/2000 9:31:00 PM
From: jjetstream  Respond to of 35685
 
Well, well, well....Dealer, oopps *Dame* Dealer...that was quite a welcome....sorry no clothing from a gas station for me....I do however have a pair of orange sweats....and that may have been me cheering for Clappy's 12,000 (what I don't know)....anybody who has a *jar* as interesting as Clappy's should be applauded....me, well.....I've got a desk, a very messy desk, with an old tray (box really), it contains nothing as interesting as *the jar*......an old worthless stock certificate from waste management, i just couldn't throw it out with the garbage....lets see, what else.....OH here IS something interesting, the complete family history of the Beano family, worn and dirty by many, many readings....an old pen embossed with *southern gals are the warmest*......a few pokeman cards my kids tossed in for safekeeping....and alas, a few magic beans that will help reindeer fly, worthless really.....

Things are looking up here on the porch, and I welcome the opportunity to show all here my good housekeeping skills.....

<jjetstream clearing the tables and wiping the counters, now>