To: CWolf who wrote (3207 ) 4/12/2000 12:15:00 PM From: Lazarus Long Respond to of 26417
Hiya Chuckieeeeeeee!!!I'll no longer have to use Laz's! You know? You are just the greatest! And to think... I've only been ion that list for a bit over a year! Isn't he the best E??? BTW... that was one of the flimsiest excuses for missing a birthday I've ever heard. Sheesh! That belongs right up their with my socks were all dirty and when I tried to wash them the machine broke, so I tried to buy one but my car broke down on the way and the Taxi didn't have change for a C-note and when the guy that gave me the ride dropped me off (6 blocks from the mall) he ran into me as I crossed the street, so I limped to the store only to find that the mall had gone bankrupt yesterday and that in the meantime a gang of young hoodlums had taken up residence and decided to brighten their day by beating and robbing me and leaving me bleeding on the ground so that when a cop finally came by he arrested me for loitering until I begged him to take me to the hospital emergency ward to take a look at the bones protruding for my arm which they wouldn't set because my insurance card was in my wallet that was stolen, but when I told them my story, they locked me in with the loonies and made me pee in the bottle 5 times in 5 hours because they didn't know why I was their because I never got admitted because the insurance hassle was never cleared up and so since I was technically not there, I couldn't leave, but they could make me piss in the bottle and take my blood and make me wear one of those hospital gowns in which your ass hangs out allowing 95 year old deranged women in wheelchairs pinch and fondle me when I wasn't looking and subsequently chase me all around the ward screaming at the top of her lungs, "Lasso that bull girls!" until the orderlies came and decided I was a nuisance and put me in one of those jackets that have the real long sleeves and in one of those rooms that are dreadfully drab, no door handle on the inside, but nicely padded and have no internet connection! And that's why I missed your birthday! But, at least they don't make me pee in the bottle anymore. <g> Yeah, right bubba! <G> Have a great day... and don't freeze your tuckas off in all that snow! Lazarus, making a guest appearance in Austin today