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Technology Stocks : How high will Microsoft fly? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: lawdog who wrote (41875)4/12/2000 2:22:00 PM
From: BillHoo  Respond to of 74651
 
Call Microsoft Help for assistance.

Call MSFT's Internet Explorer Helpline (425) 635-7123.

MSFT: Microsoft Help, how can I assist you.

CALLER: I'm having trouble with my IE browser.

MSFT: What's the problem?

CALLER: I'm having problems when I log onto CNN Quote, Quote.com, Yahoo Stock and Silicon Investor.

MSFT: What is it doing wrong?

CALLER: Well, everytime I look up MSFT on any of these sites, the number keeps getting lower.

MSFT: What number?

CALLER: The stock price. It keeps going down. Can you fix that?

MSFT: <momentary silence> Um. I think we're working on a new service pack to fix that. Could you check with us in a few months.

CALLER: This is kinda important to me.

MSFT: I assure you that all problems are important to Microsoft.

CALLER: I need this resolved ASAP!

MSFT: OK. You can call 1-800-936-5700.

CALLER: What's that number?

MSFT: It's our TOLL FREE Pay Per Incident line. They'll probably put you on hold, but if you get enough people to call, we might be able to fix this problem.

CALLER: <click!>

-Bill_H