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To: lindelgs who wrote (12670)	4/13/2000 10:07:00 AM
From: Dealer	Respond to of 35685

<<for those who cannot get enough of Maria B...I think she's supposed to sub as a Kathy fill in with Regis this morning.>> Thanks leggs! I had enough of Marie, Mark, Liz and CNBC..... will be reading the board for word from the wise ones.....and listening to music..........gotta go be back in 30. All aboard!!!!!! dealer

To: lindelgs who wrote (12670)	4/13/2000 10:18:00 AM
From: lindelgs	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

A little levity... A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I was given two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,"Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"