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To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (27982)4/13/2000 6:56:00 PM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 63513
 
I'm sure Gloop did his part [after all he is a PACKER fan]

Mr Smithers however is questionable

poor Jorj, who can you depend on?

sigh.....



To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (27982)4/13/2000 7:17:00 PM
From: Apex  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 63513
 
...this market needs some viagra

me grub 28k
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Clinging on: the panda's numbers are dwindling

Viagra to give pandas
a longer lease of love

FROM OLIVER AUGUST IN BEIJING
CHINESE pandas are to be given Viagra to improve
their sex drive and save the species from
extinction. Scientists are said to be experimenting
with the impotence drug after traditional Chinese
herbal medicine failed to lift the animals' libido.

Poachers and environmental changes have reduced
the worldwide panda population to about 1,000 and
the notoriously coy animals have frustrated the
efforts of zoo-keepers to reverse the decline,
turning their backs both on their intended mates and
the world's press photographers.

The Beijing Youth Daily said: "The male panda can
only mate for ten to 20 seconds at a time, and
hence the chances of getting the female pregnant
are very low. With Viagra, the male could mate for
up to 20 minutes."

Viagra is a last resort after other attempts to
increase the panda's reproduction rate yielded poor
results. Most pandas live in heavily guarded parks
in China, where poaching is supposed to be
impossible and environmental conditions are said
to be ideal. However, even there some reservations
have had to resort to a form of dating agency to
find their male pandas suitably inspiring partners.

Zhang Hemin, director of a panda centre in the
province of Sichuan, wondered whether Viagra
would do the trick. He said that earlier attempts at
using drugs to rouse the pandas had backfired. "We
tried to give them Chinese medicine in the
mid-1990s. As a result, the sex drive of the pandas
did improve but they also became hot-tempered and
attacked the females. That obviously wasn't so good
and we had to end the experiment."

Mr Zhang said: "The real problem is that many
pandas don't know how to mate."

Their love lives had to be improved by making their
environment more natural, letting them watch
television, and teaching them simple tasks with sex
as a reward, he said.

Scientists have recently tried to clone panda
embryos and then insert them into a living panda's
womb. The first panda embryo created in this way
was bred at the Academy of Sciences in Beijing. It
was named Dolly, after the sheep cloned in Britain
two years ago. Chinese scientists injected cells
from a dead panda into the egg of a Japanese white
rabbit. The egg has grown into an embryo over the
past year and is now ready to be implanted in the
womb of a female panda.