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To: j g cordes who wrote (26143)	4/14/2000 2:48:00 PM
From: Clint E.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71000

Well, it is not over yet. Let's see if they can rescue the world markets.

To: j g cordes who wrote (26143)	4/14/2000 10:51:00 PM
From: Johnny Canuck	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 71000

A little humor to lighten the mood: Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker? A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW. ********************************* Merrill Lynch has adjusted it recommended asset allocation for the model investment portfolio: 50 % cash and 50 % canned goods. ******************************* Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale. ******************************* How many stockbrokers can you fit in the back of a pickup truck? Only two. You have to leave room for the lawn mowers. ******************************** I have an uncle down on Bay Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner. ********************************** Two women were walking through the forest yesterday when they heard a voice under a log. Investigating, the women discovered the voice was coming from a frog: "Help me ladies! I am an investment banker who, though an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state." The first woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog and stuffed it inside her handbag. The second women, aghast, screamed: "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into an investment banker." The second woman replied: "Sure but these days a talking frog is worth a hll of a lot more than an investment banker." ********************************* Q: In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker? A: Say, "Hey, waiter!" *********************************** How do you get a broker down a tree? Cut the rope. ************************************* The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.