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To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 10:13:00 PM
From: BRANDYBGOOD	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Ohhh Coonzie! I'm so sorry. Stressful days do this to us. You've cleaned up, just go lay down and know people are thinking good things about you. Man, sometimes the worse it gets, the worse it gets! Then it gets better, that cool breeze....it's coming, just lay back...

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 10:14:00 PM
From: Michael Kimmel	Respond to of 35685

OK, as I was just feeling the call of nature, I had this idea. What if, as a proper summary of the day, we were all to take a group dump at the same time. You know, lower the water pressure across the country in a final statement against the Houses before hitting the sack?

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 10:16:00 PM
From: jjetstream	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Coon...you take care now....I read your post with total concern....I have a wife, 4 kids, in-laws and the lot....hectic life so I can relate.......sooo....I'm reading through your message...with full understanding.....and then I get to the bottom sign of.....Coon Nappy Arms.....and I'm sorry I can't stop freaking laughing....thank god you've got your health, and sense of humor.....couple with a strong faith, and family ties...you can weather it all......

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 10:19:00 PM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Could somebody please make me laugh,I can't take much more today! I'll give it a try. Instructions: Go back and reread the 2nd half of your post, starting with the fridge. As you read it, imagine that I wrote it. Then, picture me to be real tiny and dressed up as one of the Lolly Pop Kids doing all that stuff... Hope the visual aids help. :^) -HappyClappyTheTiredJack@ssLollyPopKid P.S. Coonzie, things are going to get better. If you really want some good laughs, click on your profile and then go back and reread all the wonderful, funny stuff you have written over the past few weeks. It's helped us. It will help you. Keep your chin up. You're the best! Nite Y'all

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 10:28:00 PM
From: DOUG H	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

This'll make ya giggle. users.arn.net

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 11:11:00 PM
From: sting1935	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

I swear Coonaz, Your wife should know better than to leave you alone without supervision. Sounds like you get the 'clutz' award for tonight's activities - I have noticed that as one gets older it is easier to make those little mistakes that make life miserable. On another front (or more aptly - rear), I worry about you losing you az. In the Air Force when one turns 35 they get the 'finger wave' at every annual physical thereafter. The Flight Surgeon soon becomes known as 'the Rear Admiral.' I recall when our 'squadron Polock' retired we had a big party for him and there was the presentation of a picture of an F-4 flying over the Lake Country and the Matt bore the signatures of all the squadron members. All except the Flight Surgeon (Martin Ames) who had arrived late. No picture is complete without the Flight Surgeon's signature, so a bunch of drunks (including the Flight Surgeon by this time) were trying to unframe the picture so that the FS could record his signature - and they were not very effective. The Polock while in a state of capacity inebriation was able to assess the situation and remark: "Martin, Martin, sign the damn thing on the back - you are always coming at me from the rear anyway." I hope I made you laugh but most of all I hope your troubles all fly away in the night. If good wishes have any effect - they will. Sting

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 11:30:00 PM
From: Red Scouser	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 35685

Hiya coonaz, Hey you want some Pot and got a couple of pussy's for yea.!! howareyou.com red

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 11:35:00 PM
From: elpolvo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

coonzie poo - wait right there. i'm coming over wif the video camera. hahahahahahahaha!! <polvie runs out to the truck wif his camera and slips in the pool of gasoline leaking from his gas tank. the camera zooms straight skyward flipping end over end as his head hits the door, then the concrete driveway and slides under the truck. true to murphey's law, after reaching it's apex, the camera falls exactly where it will cause the most pain just below polvie's belt. instinctively, polvie's head rises from the concrete at 60 mph hitting the undercarriage and repeats the reflex reversal process banging back into the cement, up into the under carriage, back into the cement, ad infinitum until it sounds like the harlem globe trotters doing a fancy dribbling routine.> i think i've broken my glasses dude. i'll be there as soon as i find them and some adhesive tape. <after a quick tape job the severely damaged polvie is flying down I-40 thinking of possible titles for the video taped adventures of the lollipop kids and wondering if clappy is going to meet him at coonzie's house... if the house is still there> hang on dude. don't dowse that chicken fire till i get some shots of it. love, -polvie

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/14/2000 11:47:00 PM
From: Percival 917	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Hey Bro' Coonster, Man o man am I sorry to hear about your episode today. You are living proof that no matter how bad people think they have it there is always someone else in worse shape. My first thought about the explosion and obviously hitting part of your face was that you were lucky not to have burned your eyes. I have treated more than one person with burns to their corneas from different fiascoes. I mean no pun here but after today you have definitely no where to go but up. Please give your regards to your wife on this anniversary of her father's demise. I know how much he meant to her and to you also from the PM you sent me awhile back. We're all her for you and if I can help in any way just say the word. After all after today we are truly "blood" brothers. Luv Ya Man, Joel

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/15/2000 7:44:00 AM
From: Poet	Respond to of 35685

Coonaz, That is really really tough. Sounds like something from a Marx Brothers film, but with rotten consequences. Please accept my condolences on your loss. One year anniversaries are very difficult. I hope you can find some joy and relaxation this weekend.

To: mrs goldberg who wrote (13589)	4/15/2000 12:50:00 PM
From: synchro_fan	Respond to of 35685

Coonazmeister: PLEASE take care!! I have tears rolling down my face as you recount your antics in the kitchen. You are very funny and much appreciated. I trust you had a fine rest last night and might just watch some ball on TV today. With affection and hell, thanks for all the humour and the banter. Smooches --Syn