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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (8389)4/19/2000 2:17:00 AM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Sherry--I learned a number of pickup lines for the Southern Belles when I lived in Texas:
'Kin I borrow some of your chaw?'
'What's yer favorite possum recipe?'
'Want ter go to the dump tonight and shoot rats?'
'If I can beat you two out of three arm wrasslin will you go ter the dance with me?'
'I jest put a new turbo 440 Chevy block in my pickup. Want ter try driving it?'
There are some heavy duty seduction lines too:
"I was jest haulin straw in my pickup, still plenty there, want ter try it?"
"I done had all yer sisters an yer Ma, I reckon it's yer turn."
"I gots enough shine fer you to drink til you pass out if you is in the mood fer likker an romance."
Druss