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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (13910)	4/21/2000 3:08:00 PM
From: Nite-Man	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 30928

**Thread Our Host Has Lost It** The following is a 911 emergency call taken by the Ft. Lauderdale police department's emergency dispatcher: Dispatcher: This here is the Ft. Lauderdale police department, please state the nature of ya'lls emergency. Caller: I'm....sooo hungry...I I Can't take it....help me, I need a cookie! Dispatcher: Are you funnin me...Billy Ray is that you....I told ya'll not to call me at work, I'm in a profeshinal coreer. Caller: This ain't your boyfriend you dumb cow....give me a donut or I swear I'll slit my wrists....and don't lie to me I know all police stations have donuts!!! Dispatcher: Sir this isn't a coffee house if ya'll want a donut or a cookie you need ta take a walk down to the market. Caller: The markets closed you idiot....NOW I WANT SOMETHING TO EAT!!!!! Dispatcher: The stock market is closed, not the super market!!! Is this Ground Zero????? Caller: Ummmmm....no no you're dead wrong this is the aaaaaaaahh...Capt. Dispatcher: Sure it is.....ya'lls an even bigger idiot than you was in high scool! SLAM.....Dial tone. NM Sad.