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Politics : About that Cuban boy, Elian -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: jimpit who wrote (1831)4/23/2000 8:41:00 AM
From: The Barracuda™  Respond to of 9127
 
Fidel Castro's My Way (lyrics by Fidel. Adapt to Sinatra tune)

And so the end is near
And Elian
Goes behind the curtain
My friends at CNN
I owe you thanks
Of this be certain
You spoke
My views and more
You made me lovable
Through Lucia Newman
But moreƒ?Ý much more than this
You love this Cuban

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
That you said things that weren't true
But through it all
You had the gall
To make the truth
Somehow seem false
Let records show
Although you blow
You did it my way

For what is a dictator
What has he got
If not an ally
Then he cannot
Make the oppressed
Look like success
CNN promotes
And gets the dopes
To believe in my way

Let records show
To CNN I owe
Those loving my way

Written by LH

Clinton Battle Hymn of His Republic (sing to battle hymn of the

Republic melody)

My name is William Clinton
I'm your current President
I will lie and cheat, obstruct the law
And be found in contempt
I'm a media darlin'
And my views
They'll always represent
As fact to those they can

[Chorus]
Just remember I'm the ruler
Don't let my compassion fool ya
I have no conscience
Or no shame for things I've done
My legacy lives on

I love that Fidel Castro
He's a man with so much charm
So he's killed all his defectors
I just cannot see the harm
In sending little Elian
To an island nice and warm
That makes those great cigars!

[Chorus]
Just remember I'm your ruler
Don't let my compassion fool ya
I have no conscience
Or no shame for things I've done
My legacy lives on

Well I've got that Janet Reno
She does all my dirty work
She forgives my indiscretions
And made Starr look like a jerk
Chicks and Interns in the office
Just another added perk
I truly do enjoy

[Chorus]
Just remember I'm your ruler
Don't let my compassion fool ya
I have no conscience
Or no shame for things I've done
My legacy lives on

Written by LH