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Strategies & Market Trends : Rande Is . . . HOME -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Rande Is who wrote (24895)	4/28/2000 12:56:00 AM
From: MKTBUZZ	Respond to of 57584

Top ten tips for trading stocks: 1. Speed is important. Shoot for trading the entire NASDAQ index before lunch. 2. Don't overlook college funds, credit cards, and crime as ready sources of investing cash. 3. Place firearms out of reach. 4. Good information can come from anywhere. A chat-room tip from a stranger--especially when it's in all capital letters and followed by four exclamation points--can be worth millions. 5. Diversify your holdings. Put your life savings in another stock every five minutes. 6. Take out a home-improvement loan and invest it. You'll make more money that way. 7. Don't tell anyone that you're day trading. Especially your wife. 8. Don't neglect personal hygiene. Bathe at least once a month. Twice if you're trading Level2. 9. Don't forget to have fun, like hitting the message boards and posting "Let's short this #$!% stock" on all the day's big gainers. 10. Be daring. Bankruptcy is a learning experience. I thought I'd share this, I got a laugh out of it. :-)