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To: Carolyn who wrote (3104)4/30/2000 11:00:00 AM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 225578
 
Smile for the day, thank you....:~)

Reflections for the Day:
Rudi: artistic; advancement; peace:
I'm going to advance world peace by singing with my artistically trained voice.
(If you believe in "World Peace, or that I have a trained voice, raise your hand")

Sarkie: hidden meaning; purification; acceptance:
Sarkie will find the hidden meaning after she finds acceptance in her water purification system.

KLP: courage; freedom; flexible:
K must have the courage to maintain her freedom in her flexible new undergarments.

Carolyn: health; extra effort, helpful; honesty:
Carolyn's health will improve when she puts forth the extra effort to honestly tell her trainer that she is sick of his helpful attitude, and to BACK OFF.

Top Ten Reasons to Dread "Smart" Appliances

With plans in full swing for the appliances of tomorrow - from networked
water heaters to refrigerators that order groceries - we consumers must
prepare for the inevitability of these sci-fi devices in our everyday
lives. But smart appliances may do more than save time. Our top ten
reasons to dread them:

1 Over the Limit
The bathroom scale keeps telling the fridge to stop ordering food.

2 Tattle Snooze
Your smart pillow talks to your PC, which emails your boss with a
message that, yep, you've overslept again.

3 Brand Name
Not only does your stovetop grill know when steak is cooked to your
exact specifications, but it sears a nice flying Windows logo onto each
side.

4 Buying on Spec
Sunglasses combine UV protection with real-time stock quotes, but
laugh maniacally when you approach margin calls.

5 Car Talk
Your dashboard computer insists on making blonde jokes about your
driving.

6 Rotten Sense of Humor
The perky "kitchen assistant," an animated onscreen spatula, keeps
calling your mobile phone and asking, "Is your refrigerator running?"

7 Lack of Privacy
Your mailbox keeps asking why you get so many plain brown packages.

8 No Dim Bulbs
Your lamps are so full of bright ideas you have to pay for their
MENSA memberships.

9 High Maintenance
Your appliances secretly open a joint bank account for repairman
kickbacks.

10 Anticompetitive Practices
Your Microsoft coffeemaker monopolizes the countertop.