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To: Chris land who wrote (8422)	5/1/2000 11:09:00 PM
From: BamaReb	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

Hey Chris, I caught my littlest youngin Billy Bubba out behind the barn this afternoon with the Sears & Roebuck catalog in one hand and momma's caster oil in the other. Now I know this may sound innocent enough, but the catalog was turned to the granny panties section and he wasn't drinking the caster oil. This is the third time this week that he's been caught back there with his britches around his knees. There's no tellin how many times he's been out there with out gettin caught. Do you think you can save him? We ain't church goin folks, so's I dont think the local preacher will be much willin to help us. Seems he got awful upset with our family last Christmas when I dressed up as a Santy Claus and made my kids pull me in a sleigh all over town while they dressed up as reindeer. We dont get much snow in Central Alabama and the sleigh rails dont glide over asphault very easily. It just never occurred to me to put wheels on the sleigh. The little darlings wouldn't have passed out from heat exhaustion after only an hour if I had really thought this through. Oh well, there's always next year. Anyway, I would really appreciate any advice you can offer for our dilemma with Billy Bubba. Perhaps you have a personal experience you would like to share similiar to what our precious little angel is going through? I know that "do gooders" like yourself that have been lucky enough to have "seen the light", often have learned from past sin and have really valuable advice for tainted souls like my boy's. I anxiously await your wise words.....

To: Chris land who wrote (8422)	5/1/2000 11:23:00 PM
From: BamaReb	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

Oh, and Chris.....one more thing. I've got this really painful boil right in the fold of my butt cheeks that just started oozing this yellowish thick puss when I finished reading your posts. Last time this happened Kasha sent me some homemade ointment that he said should stop it. It worked, but bound my cheeks together for a month. I thought it felt a bit sticky going on. Needless to say going to the bathroom was a 2 hour ordeal. Perhaps you could put in a good word for me when you pray tonight and get this little problem rectumfied. Thanks for the good deed.

To: Chris land who wrote (8422)	5/1/2000 11:42:00 PM
From: BamaReb	Respond to of 12754

Golly Chris, I'm really sorry for being such a pest. But please......just one more thing. I have this friend who has a real problem. He is one of these guys that thinks he is better then everyone else. You know the type......his excrement smells like rainbow gummy bears while everyone else's in the world smells like....well.....poo poo. Anyway, he goes around preaching his righteous baloney to everyone else and doesn't stop when asked too. He doesn't realize that his harrassment is not only aggravating to most.....but an open invitation to be pummeled and flamed by many others. He doesn't realize that it could be really monotonous to receive 100's of spammed messages per day from others he did not know even existed. He just doesn't realize that he is terribly out gunned in the art of aggravation and would be much better off crawling back under the rock from which he came. Do you think you could pray for him too Chris? Thanks buddy.....