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To: elpolvo who wrote (17262)	5/2/2000 6:02:00 PM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Polvie wrote: U Just missed "HOT TUNA" there no less than five jokes here. ask clappy. Five jokes about Hot Tuna? That's a tough one. Let's see... 1. What do you get when a young, wealthy, muscular swordfish smiles and winks at a lonely, sex starved albacore? Hot Tuna <Clappy blows into the microphone.> Hello. Is this one? <sound of crickets chirping...> 2. Did you know that Pamela Anderson/Lee used to have a job as a roadie for Jefferson Starship? She used to tune the guitars. They called her the Hot Tuner (Pronounced Tuna in NY.) <crickets continue to chirp...> 3. There once was a Porcher in chilly Nantucket. He went fishing for Hot Tuna and brought his bucket. Although he tried the best he could, He only caught a piece of drift wood. In disgust he walked away and said . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Darn it! <The crickets begin to heckle the happy idiot comedian...> 4. What's the difference between a piano and a fish in Central America? You can Tune-a-piano, but you can't tuna fish. Why did I add the part about Central America? 'cause it's hot there... You think this is easy? <crickets begin throwing bug sized heads of lettuce and other tiny vegetables like the mini corn cobs you get in your chinese food take out...> (For those of you not from NY or familar with chinese food, picture the tiny corn cobs Tom Hanks was eating in the movie "Big".) 5. There once was an investing sailor man Who is said to be a New Mexi-can. He sails the desert as if it were the sea. No matter how arid and dry the desert may be. He drinks warm beer and hot tuna from a can. <The crickets can't take anymore. They get up from their table and walk away jeering the stooge on stage... They vow never to show up on this Porch again.> <Clappy hands Voltaire a bill.> <Voltaire reads it and pays Clappy the $100 in cash.> <Clappy thanks Voltaire for the business and as he walks off the porch, the back of his jacket can be read. It say's "Clappy The Exterminator". "We eliminate unwanted pests without the use of harmfull insecticides."> :^) hmmm... That gives me an idea... unwanted pests... I could make a fortune if the Clown Killers return... -ClappyTheHappyIdiot