To: JDN who wrote (103133 ) 5/4/2000 9:16:00 AM From: Road Walker Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 186894
I thought this was funny: Dissing the dotcoms with Scott McNealy Sun's outspoken CEO would rather golf than go online and says overpriced Web firms have 'zero revenues but enough cash to purchase Iceland.' By Reuters May 3, 2000 5:08 PM PT NEW YORK -- Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy took a cue from David Letterman while speaking to investors at a computer technology conference on Wednesday, reading his top 10 list of "Signs a Company's Market Cap Is Inflated": 10. They have an 'e' or an 'i' or a 'dot-com' as part of their name. 9. Employees' pagers can only receive stock prices. 8. The initial vesting period closed yesterday, and today the office is empty. 7. There are more dogs and cats in their offices than employees. 6. Employees are heard saying, 'Profits are so yesterday.' 5. The accounts receivable sign hangs over a toilet. 4. The value of cars in the parking lot exceed the company's revenue by a factor of four. 3. The investor relations department reports to marketing. 2. Zero revenues but enough cash to purchase Iceland. 1. Employees ask, 'Hey dude, what does the P in P&L stand for?' Talking tech-trash McNealy, who heads the largest provider of the servers that are the backbone of the Internet -- also said he'd rather go to a San Jose Sharks hockey game, play golf or hang out with his three boys than go online. How can YOU tell a company's market cap is inflated? Never one to mince his words, he also took some potshots at the competition. For instance, when asked about Microsoft Corp., McNealy replied: "Which one?" He also slammed IBM for its slide in hardware sales and pointedly called computer maker Hewlett-Packard Co. "a great printer company." The chairman and chief executive of Palo Alto, Calif.-based Sun Microsystems Inc. (Nasdaq: SUNW) spoke to investors at the Merrill Lynch computer technology conference in New York.