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To: MythMan who wrote (31040)5/4/2000 8:46:00 AM
From: eddie r gammon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 42523
 
That's why they make Viagra. Speaking of:
Better Than Viagra

A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing
interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's
still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed
potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she does just that.

About a week later she's back at the doctor and tells him, "The
pill worked great! I put it in his mashed potatoes like you said.
It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, pushed all the
food and dishes to the floor, grabbed me, ripped off all my
clothes and ravaged me right there on the table."

The doctor says, "Oh dear -- I'm sorry, we didn't realize the
pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any
damages."

The lady replied, "Nah, that's okay. We're not welcome back at
Denny's anyway."