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To: eddie r gammon who wrote (4)	5/5/2000 8:42:00 AM
From: MythMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged. One Texan turned to the other and said ?That little gal is havin? a bad time. I?m agonna go over there and help.? He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his BIG Texan hands and asked ?Kin ya swaller?? Gasping she shook her head ?No?. He asked ?Kin ya breathe?? Still gasping she again shook her head ?No?. With that he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her underwear and licked her a**. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the bit of hamburger that was stuck and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said ?Ya? know it?s sure amazin? how that hind-lick maneuver always works!?

To: eddie r gammon who wrote (4)	5/5/2000 8:53:00 AM
From: 10K a day	Respond to of 436258

OH MAN...Would you Please Moderate !!

To: eddie r gammon who wrote (4)	5/5/2000 10:07:00 AM
From: Ilaine	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 436258

This reminds me of the time I accidentally walked into the men's locker room at my gym. Well, they temporarily switched the locker rooms for some reason, and there was a sign on the door but I didn't read it. So I walked in and stopped, and was looking at four or five men in various stages of undress, thinking to myself, "Jeez, these are the UGLIEST women I've ever seen! Must be Russians or something." Then realized it was men, and beat a hasty retreat. True story.