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To: LastShadow who wrote (34976)5/10/2000 8:27:00 AM
From: U Up U Down  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 43080
 
'Was It Over When the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor?' Rallying Tech at H&Q By Aaron L. Task
thestreet.com

Article not worth reading but the headline is different,
probably public school educated. And to think that we put the Japanese in Interment Camps.



To: LastShadow who wrote (34976)5/10/2000 9:22:00 AM
From: AlienTech  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 43080
 
watch list for?

hey watch Thiz!

in case that was not funny.. try thiz!

Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up = all over

himself. He says: "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me."

His friend says: "Don't worry. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and

tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
the

dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually he

reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol
and

you've thrown up all over yourself, my God you're disgusting."

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, he says: "Wait. It's not what you

think. I only had one drink, but this man sitting on the next stool got sick
on me. He'd obviously had one too many, or else he just couldn't hold his
liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty bucks for the cleaning bill.
Look in my breast pocket."

She looks in his breast pocket and says: "But this is forty bucks."

"Oh, yeah," says the man, "he had a bowel movement in my pants, too."