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To: Tom C who wrote (9562)5/11/2000 10:22:00 PM
From: Robert Jones  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12810
 
Here's an entry that's difficult to categorize, but which I sense involves moronhood. Country music enthusiasts take note; this one post contains enough material to keep every song writer in Nashville busy for the next 6 months. From HTSF board at Raging Bull

By: forklift
Reply To: None
Monday, 8 May 2000 at 10:13 PM EDT
Post # of 3819

I'll be hitting the streets in the morning.

The old battle ax found a e*trade statement yesterday. She's super pissed. I Bought
5000 shares at 9 1/8. I feel like a piece of crap hiding it from her since it was part her
money. Things haven't been too good around here lately and this was the icing on the
cake.

Well, today was payday. I sold at 1 13/16. That was a 36,600 hickey we didn't need. So, I

wrote a e*trade check to her with the left over 9 grand. Also leaving my truck and trailer
behind. I'm taking off in the morning on foot for greener pastures. It's not gonna get any
better around here. My life sucks. I have 146 bucks in my wallet and a duffle bag packed
and ready for my new life.

Even though I will be homeless, I won't beg like the other bums. I might be dinning at the
dumpsters and ####### in the alleys but I won't bother any body. I refuse to find God and

stay at shelters. I think I'm gonna head west to California. Never been there. I'll avoid San
Francisco because I hear it's loaded with queers. No fudge packer is gonna stick his rod

up forklift. I'll rip that pecker off and stuff it down his mouth.

I'm gonna be a hitch hiking low life for a while. I hope I don't get to the point of sharing a
cheap bottle of Thunderbird with some other homeless piece of crap. I should be able to
get a job since I've only been unemployed two weeks of my life. I've been to bummed out
to even look for one.

Wish me luck folks. I just need to get the #### out of dodge. It's time to start over. It's
gonna be hotter than #### out there in the streets. I sweat like a pig. I wish it was winter. I

couldn't have picked a worse time to take off. Hope it rains down west. It sure as ####
doesn't rain here. This is one hellhole I'm leaving behind.

Good-bye