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To: dkgross who wrote (46852)	5/14/2000 12:50:00 PM
From: Cheesehead	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

Drunk Joke! Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, "Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me." His friend says, "Don't worry ... just tuck a twenty in your breastpocket and tell your wife that someone else threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually he reels home and his wife starts to give him a bad time, "You reek of alcohol and you've thrown up on yourself...you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully, so as not to slur, he says, "Wait, It's not what you think. I only had one drink, but this man got sick on me...he'd obviously had one too many, or he just couldn't hold his liquor. He was very sorry and he gave me twenty bucks for the cleaning bill. Look in my breast pocket." She looks in his breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks." "Oh, yeah," says the man, "he messed in my pants, too."