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To: Smartypts who wrote (176)5/21/2000 3:28:00 PM
From: Shoot1st  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 5425
 
pertinent questions:

1. are you blonde

2. are you about to fall forward because of the weight.

3. is your head smaller than a baseball.

4. is the chest yours or have you borrowed or stolen it from another party.

5. if stolen, what is it's assumed value.

6. if borrowed, when must it be returned.

7. does the chest have and distinguishing marks that would allow easy identification.

8. If you were to ask me to help carry the chest, would I balk at the request.

although this screening battery of questions is not presumed to be complete in it's effort to quantify intelligence......it would be assumed that if ANY of the above questions are answered YES...that you are in fact stupid.

Anybody with any intelligence clearly would have put a chest of the size on a dolly and drug it behind them. You did not do this....therefore it can be determined that you ain't the brightest bulb in the lamp.

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