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Politics : Clinton's Scandals: Is this corruption the worst ever? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jlallen who wrote (13888)	5/25/2000 3:50:00 PM
From: Neocon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13994

Thanks, Greenberg is very good. Do you remember the Andy Garcia character in Brian DePalma's "The Untouchables"? He was a police cadet so ashamed of being Italian, because of Capone, that he changed his name. He was recruited for the squad, and was the most intense about it all, because he was driven to recover the good name of Italians. Greenberg is kind of like that, only about Arkansas and the Democratic Party.......

To: jlallen who wrote (13888)	5/26/2000 9:14:00 AM
From: DMaA	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 13994

Top 10 reason you could get disbarred in Arkansas: > 4) From CBS's Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten" list intended to be shown on the May 23 show: The "Top Ten Things That Will Get You Disbarred in Arkansas." Though this list was bumped from the show, it did appear on the Late Show Web page, thus enabling you to be entertained by a list viewers never got to see or hear. Copyright 2000 by Worldwide Pants Inc., 10. Citing the wrong episode of "Matlock" as legal precedent 9. Neglecting to remove hay from mouth before addressing judge 8. Lying under oath without crossing your fingers 7. Filing motion for "yee" without motion for an accompanying "haw" 6. Getting involved in crooked land deal, not letting your friends join in 5. Taking too long with closing statement, forgetting courthouse turns into pool hall at 5 4. Placing 3 X's on jug of moonshine when it's only strong enough for 2 3. Letting possum out of your briefcase while court's in session 2. Forgetting to tip the state trooper who brings you a hooker 1. Too much fancy book-learnin' Two options for my last "zinger" line: If #2 were accurate, Bill Clinton would have been disbarred years ago. If #2 is accurate, Bill Clinton must be a good and consistent tipper. -- Brent Baker, from the CyberAlert satellite center in New Hampshire