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To: Carolyn who wrote (154)5/27/2000 11:28:00 AM
From: Cisco  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 381
 
Wouldn't you like to be an Al Gore Chick?

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SATURDAY MAY 27, 2000 10:15:09 ET XXXXX

MAUREEN DOWD: "AL GORE IS DESPERATE TO GET CHICKS"

NEW YORK TIMES Op-Ed Queen Maureen Dowd on Sunday is set to declare that Vice President Al Gore is "trying so hard to get chicks" to vote for him -- he "practically lactates"!

"Nothing seems to help," reports Dowd, in a commentary that has editors blushing and wondering, "This is the State of the Art of our Page?"

"He got buff. He put on a pair of provocatively tight jeans. He shook his booty," she notes.

But randy Dowd also goes dreaming of a date with Republican presidential hopeful, George W. Bush.

"You could count on Tex-Mex with good guac, and putt-putt afterward," Dowd suspects.

But the Pulitzer-winner warns: "You could never go to his place. It would be a toxic-waste dump -- the only thing in the fridge, Gatorade and a jar of grape jelly." And besides, Bush would "pick you up in a Bonneville stuffed with old buddies and Bushes. "

A date with Gore would not be much better, ignites Dowd.

"If the date was going really well, he might shout and growl, the way he does when he gets excited at labor rallies and black churches."

Set for Release on Sunday.