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To: Dealer who wrote (21300)	6/3/2000 9:41:00 AM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 35685

Hi Porchers. I'm in a different type of jail now. Not the SI Jail. I'm in the "In-Laws-Have-Come-To-Spend-A-Few-Weeks-With-Us" Jail. I've tunneled my way out to my hidden bunker to post this note. I have to keep it quick, though. I can hear Godzilla with the grey hair, curlers and her overstuffed book of motherly advice. She's looking for me again to complain about something, I'm sure. This damn keyboard is making too much noise. Those clicks are going to give me away. <Panic fills the air in Clappy's secret internet bunker...> She's going to find me! Help! <Earth-shaking steps are felt as the wicked beast thunders down the stairs in search of her missing prisoner.> <Clappy hides under the desk and quickly covers himself with "Post-It" notes to use as camaflage.> <Godzilla yells upstairs and reports, "Someone is wasting electricity!" She then pushes the power button on the computer to instantaneously erase everything that was left open.> <The giant reptile continues to search for her prisoner. She leaves to see if he is hiding again in the garage. She knows to search behind the paint cans this time...> <Clappy hops back up on his swivel chair, reboots, and begins to rewrite his message to his friend on the Porch.> I'll sneak back down here again soon. Talk to you later. -Clappy P.S. Those SI Police are getting tough. Now they send invitations to your in-laws for extended visits... They are trying to break me. I'm wounded, but will survive. P.P.S. Nice rally in the markets! Feels good to make money! That was a very long Bear market, wasn't it...<sarchasm> Looks like Cramer will soon be telling the world how he knew all along how it wouldn't last very long... Perhaps some profit taking on Monday. With each piece of economic data, we will continue to Rock! -ClappyTheSuperClown Honk Honk!