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To: Bidder who wrote (49567)6/3/2000 2:18:00 PM
From: Jim Bishop  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 150070
 
LOL, good rumour Bidder....now go post it on Bobz or somewhere and get that puppy moving.

It's still on our Shell List.

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To: Bidder who wrote (49567)6/3/2000 5:45:00 PM
From: StocksDATsoar  Respond to of 150070
 
40TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY



John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks.

"Not really," says Mary.

"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John.

"No," she responds.

"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a, "No thanks."

"Well what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.

"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.

"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.




To: Bidder who wrote (49567)6/3/2000 5:51:00 PM
From: StocksDATsoar  Respond to of 150070
 
ANGRY WIFE GOES TO VEGAS
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked.

"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!"

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.

"What do you think you are doing?" she screamed. "Going to Las Vegas with you... I want to see how you'll live on $800 a year."
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To: Bidder who wrote (49567)6/3/2000 5:55:00 PM
From: StocksDATsoar  Respond to of 150070
 
QUICK MARRIAGE
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel , climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said," That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."
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