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To: Neocon who wrote (20297)6/6/2000 5:49:00 PM
From: DMaA  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769667
 
It miffs the people on this thread to be labelled, even indirectly, in that way, and adds to rancor..........

I find the practice of labeling one's self a "moderate" thus indirectly labeling anyone who disagrees with you as immoderate particularly galling.



To: Neocon who wrote (20297)6/6/2000 5:50:00 PM
From: one_less  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 769667
 
TRUE STORIES - Sighting #3 is my fav

IDIOTS AT WORK...
I was signing the receipt for my credit card
purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed
my name on the back of the credit card. She informed
me that she could not complete the transaction unless
the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained
that it was necessary to compare the signature on the
credit card with the signature I just signed on the
receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared that signature to the one I
signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they
matched.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently
had a new neighbor call the local township
administrative office to request the removal of the
Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: many deer
were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to
cross there.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and
ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the
counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg.

IDIOT SIGHTINGS Sighting #1:
I was at the airport, checking in at the
gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put
anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I
said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I
know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we
ask."

Idiot Sighting #2:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it
is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an
intellectually challenged co-worker of mine, when she
asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
that it signals to blind people when the light is red.
She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind
people doing driving?"

Idiot Sighting #3:
At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear
coworker who is leaving the company due to
"downsizing," our manager spoke up and said, "this is
fun. We should have lunch like this more often." Not
another word was spoken. We just looked at each other
like deer staring into the headlights of an approaching
truck.

Idiot Sighting #4:
I worked with an Individual who plugged her
power strip back into itself and for the life of her
could not understand why her system would not turn on.

Sighting #5:
When my husband and I arrived at an
automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told
that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We
went to the service department and found a mechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively
tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" "I
know," answered the young man.- "I already got that
side."

There, now, don't you feel better?

reposted from email I recently received.