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To: rudedog who wrote (6719)	6/7/2000 9:32:00 AM
From: Kenya AA	Respond to of 12662

rudedog darlin'! Here's one just for ewe! <ggg> K A Scotsman is driving around in his Lotus in the countryside. He stops outside a field full of sheep, walks up to the shepherd and says "I've got an offer. I'll guess how many sheep you've got in this field, and if I guess right, I get to take a sheep with me, and if I guess wrong, you get my car." Shepherd thinks he's on to a sure thing and agrees. "137" says the driver. "Damn me, you're right," says the shepherd and dutifully hands over a sheep. Man walks away, stuffs sheep in car, and is about to drive away when the shepherd knocks on his window. "I've got a proposal for you. If I can guess what you do for a living, I get to take your car. If I'm wrong, you can have all my sheep." "Done", says the driver, counting up the number of nights he could be kept happy with 137 sheep. "You're a consultant.", says the shepherd. "Bloody hell, how did you guess?" "Easy. You come in here uninvited, you tell me what I already know, and then you charge me for it."

To: rudedog who wrote (6719)	6/7/2000 3:04:00 PM
From: robbie	Respond to of 12662

One more, then I quit.... Once when I got real impatient at work my dad told me I needed to understand the difference between the old bull and the young bull. I asked him what the difference was, and he replied: "A young bull and an old bull were standing on top of a hill looking down into a valley with hundreds of heifers standing around. The young bull says 'I've got an idea...let's run down there and screw one of those heifers.' The old bull says 'I've got a better idea...let's walk down there and screw 'em all." jajajajaja Robbie