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Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!! -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: epicure who wrote (81342)	6/11/2000 11:02:00 AM
From: Gordon A. Langston	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 108807

SI Dog Haiku > > I love my master; > Thus I perfume myself with > This long-rotten squirrel. > > I lie belly-up > In the sunshine, happier than > You ever will be > > Today I sniffed > Many dog behinds-I celebrate > By kissing your face. > > I sound the alarm! > Paper boy-come to kill us all- > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I sound the alarm! > Garbage man-come to kill us all- > Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! > > I lift my leg and > Whiz on each bush . Hello, Spot- > Sniff this and weep > > How do I love thee? > The ways are numberless as > My hairs on the rug. > > My human is home! > I am so ecstatic I have > Made a puddle > > I Hate my choke chain- > Look, world, they strangle me! Ack > Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! > > Sleeping here, my chin > On your foot -no greater bliss-well, > Maybe catching rats > > Look in my eyes and > Deny it. No human could > Love you as much I do > > The cat is not all > Bad-she fills the litter box > With Tootsie Rolls > > Dig under fence-why? > Because it's there. Because it's > There. Because it's there. > > I am your best friend, > Now, always, and especially > When you are eating. > > My owners' mood is > Romantic-I lie near their > Feet. I fart a big one. > >