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To: Rambi who wrote (52201)6/13/2000 4:15:00 PM
From: Mac Con Ulaidh  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
Dead Cat Mystery ~ the Redneck Way:

So I'm upstairs fixing me a baloney sandwich for lunch when Roomie says, "I got to find a feed bag to bury the Cat."

Pause in mid-mayo slather, "the Cat's dead?"

"Yeah. He's in the yard. No marks. Heart attack?"

So Roomie handles the burial. I go out in the yard, but not too close and see Cat, dead. I usually do the burials and kinda liked taking this one off. A little bad, maybe, but I wasn't up to full viewing, so I took the long look and went back in.

Later, Other Roomie arrives home. I deliver the news. A bit more delicately, I think. She's sad. On upstairs she goes, then comes right back to the basement.

"Cat's not dead, he's on the couch."

Happiness abounds. I dunno who's buried in the garden.



To: Rambi who wrote (52201)6/13/2000 9:16:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Respond to of 71178
 
flute fries - fast food for Baroque musicians

yeehaaw - got the grub!