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To: Annette who wrote (22342)6/14/2000 6:59:00 AM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
Hi Annette,

Adopt a Greyhound.

A buddy of mine had adopted two greyhounds after his wife heard about how they get destroyed after their racing days are over.

I remember him complaining to me one day about how they are difficult to train because they are not puppies.

He said several times they would somehow get outside and would have a heck of a time getting them back.

He was a track star in high school, but still no match for a greyhound. The greyhound would be mile down the road before my friend even got out the door...

It took a while but eventually would get them back to the house.

Today he runs marathons...
:^)

-Clappy

<Clappy the stooge sits infront of his desk pondering the attraction of watching a group of Greyhound busses racing around a track chasing a rabbit...>

<He then ponders the effects of having your pet greyhound bus, jumping up on your lap...>

<With the price of Diesel fuel, a Greyhound Bus must be an expensive pet to feed...>

<Would the older Greyhound Bus be a little bit of an eyesoar if he tied it up near his garden?>

<Furthermore, the dim witted twit ponders, would the bus squash his squash...>

<Is squashed squash a bad thing or is it what it's supposed to be??>

-SmashingPumpkinsGuitar