To: Boolish who wrote (1539 ) 6/17/2000 7:23:00 PM From: CBurnett Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1692
Does this remind you of someone ? I have an interesting plan, a very organized one indeed. I have a small following of friends that are interested in making money too and I have convinced them to join my clan. Since I'm the brains behind this, I will make all the recommendations and they will be performing most of the research. This is too cool as I can make money off them without them knowing my true intentions. What a loser I have become, making money off my friends too. I need a name for my clan, what shall I call it ? Hmmm.... I know, "Clan Rippenuoff". Seems fitting since all I do is rip you off. What else do I need to do ? Well, here's my list of things; Clan Rippenuoff's Agenda: 1. I need to organize the people in this clan and assign duties. Here's the KEY people in my clan. These are the screen names that they're going to use in chat rooms and internet message boards. The rest of the clan members are solely there to make a little money and provide a presence on the chat rooms and internet message boards. We need a nice flood of messages to make it look like something serious is brewing. Clan Rippenuoff Main Hypesters: Jonny Wadchuter - That's me, I am the King Pin, the CEO of this clan. I make all the calls. Dave Dikinyeras - My best friend, he will be the main hypster sitting at my side and the finacial advisor-->Yeah right! <g> Patricia Perlneklis - She's the "happy" girl, the mediatore when things get too hot, she comes to the rescue. Marvin Moenews - The news "guy". Can't make money unless there is news. <g> Theadore MeatCleaver - The "Nay-sayer", Scare-Tactics at it's best. 2. I'm going to find a penny stock with some "sizzle" and of course it must be a stock with a low float so it can easily be manipulated. I'll start accumulating it behind closed doors. When I am finished, I will recommend this stock to my close friends and pals (my clan). I want to be the first one to get a good price, I really don't care if my clan gets the same good deals as I do. I'm a greedy punk ! 3. We will spam the chat room and internet message boards with BS and accumulate a following of minions, these are the fools that will be taken for a ride. I will offer these people a free newsletter to the "insider information" so they can feel "special". Sure, they may make some money, but I stand to reap the big rewards since I got in first, and they also provide some support if something bad is too happen, I can get out of the stock first while telling the minions to hold on.