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Politics : About that Cuban boy, Elian -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: E who wrote (7614)6/15/2000 9:44:00 AM
From: Master (Hijacked)  Respond to of 9127
 
Top 10 Signs you're Pure Ital-Canadian

1.At 35, you still have a phobia of walking through
your parent's dining room.

2.As a child, your last week of summer holidays were
always spent putting caps on sauce-filled brio
bottles.

3. Contrary to medical literature, you still believe
that eating two plates of pasta, three fried veal
cutlets, two sausages, and a half bottle of wine makes
for a healthy meal.

4. You "close"! the light and "open" the TV.

5. You maintain that broom handles, wooden spoons and
slippers are all tools for effective parenting.

6. Although the food isn't as good, you prefer
attending relatives' funerals over weddings because
they're so much cheaper.

7. You can rebuild a motor and frame a house, but
couldn't operate a washing machine if your life
depended on it.

8. Every picture frame, salt shaker, nut cracker,
candle holder and butter knife in your home is a
"bomboniere" from previous weddings.

9. Because of years of getting yelled at by your
mother, you know more saint names than the Pope.

10. Your father signed you up for hockey just long
enough to accumulate enough broken sticks for his
garden.