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To: Zbyte who wrote (2305)	6/20/2000 10:42:00 AM
From: FREAKAZOID	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

Hey Old Man, how are ya. I here some words on the street that CCGR may be making some moves. Take a gander at it and see what you think. It is on the pinks right now and at .19. let me know what you think. freak!!

To: Zbyte who wrote (2305)	7/24/2000 8:39:54 PM
From: Bald Eagle	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

Church announcement bloopers :-) 1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 2. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. > > > > > > > > 3. The pastor would appreciate it > > > > if the ladies of the congregation > > > > would lend him their electric girdles > > > > for the pancake breakfast next Sunday > > > > morning. > > > > > > > > 4. Low Self Esteem Support Group > > > > will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please > > > > use the back door. > > > > > > > > 5. The pastor will preach his farewell > > > > message, after which the choir > > > > will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy." > > > > > > > > 6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist > > > > church Wednesday. > > > > > > > > 7. Remember in prayer the many > > > > who are sick of our church and > > > > community. > > > > > > > > 8. The eighth-graders will be presenting > > > > Shakespeare's Hamlet in the > > > > Church basement Friday at 7 PM. > > > > The Congregation is invited to attend > > > > this tragedy. > > > > > > > > 9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. > > > > Prayer and medication to follow. > > > > > > > > 10. The rosebud on the altar this > > > > morning is to announce the birth of > > > > David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams. > > > > > > > > 11. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an > > > > ice cream social. All ladies > > > > giving milk will please come early. > > > > > > > > 12. A bean supper will be held on > > > > Tuesday evening in the church hall. > > > > Music will follow. > > > > > > > > 13. At the evening service tonight, > > > > the sermon topic will be "What Is > > > > Hell?" Come early and listen to > > > > our choir practice. > > > > > > > > 14. Weight Watchers will meet at > > > > 7 PM at the First Presbyterian > > > > Church. Please use large double > > > > door at the side entrance. > > > > > > > > 15. Mrs. Johnson will be entering > > > > the hospital this week for testes. > > > > > > > > 16. Please join us as we show our > > > > support for Amy and Alan who are > > > > preparing for the girth of their first > > > > child. > > > > > > > > 17. The Lutheran Men's group will > > > > meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed > > > > potatoes, green beans, bread and > > > > dessert will be served for a nominal > > > > feel. > > > > > > > > 18. The Associate Minister unveiled > > > > the church's new tithing campaign > > > > slogan last Sunday: "I Upped > > > > My Pledge - Up Yours." > > > > > > > > 19. Our next song is "Angels > > > > We Have Heard Get High." > > > > > > > > 20. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help. > > > > > > > > 21. For those of you who have > > > > children and don't know it, we have a > > > > nursery downstairs. > > > > > > > > 22. This being Easter Sunday, we will > > > > ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward > > > > and lay an egg on the altar. > > > > > > > > 23. The service will close with Little > > > > Drops of Water. One of the > > > > ladies will start quietly and the rest > > > > of the congregation will join in. > > > > > > > > 24. Eight new choir robes are > > > > currently needed, due to the addition > > > > of several new members and to the > > > > deterioration of some older ones. > > > > > > > > 25. The senior choir invites any > > > > member of the congregation who enjoys > > > > sinning to join the choir. > > > > > > >