To: she_x who wrote (22804 ) 6/20/2000 4:58:00 PM From: mrs goldberg Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 35685
I am so Pissed! I just spent all day writing some funny shit about everybody at the porch party and also so some serious stuff too and just lost six pages as I was posting it. I don't know where it went? It might be looking for my putter that I don't know where it went either after the party!(I think I left it out on the pier after hitting my golf ball from somebody's pier after it had landed there, stop laughing Dawn) I'm going to post the only part I managed to save and will work on the rest of the post again once I cool off & give my fingers a break!! PEW YI YI!!!! and HOW YALL ARE? If I had this Porch Party to do all over again I would do it exactly the same way we did it, but this time three days longer!!! Oh there is one thing I would change, Polvito and I would keep score for everyone of those players on the first and second place teams!!(they bring a whole new meaning to golf, mathematics,& entertainment) Polvito and myself will be scarred for life after witnessing such lack of golf etiquette displayed by the winning team, as many know we born in Scotland and have played the most famous courses that PUTT PUTT has to offer. I want to congratulate the winning team, not for winning, but for being able to keep such a straight face when turning in their score cards after we witnessed their play on the last playoff hole!!!! TO ALL GOLF PLAYERS: I thoroughly enjoyed every minute it of it and I think you are all great sports!(not great athletes!) JAJAJA I want to thank everyone who was there for such a great time and for pretending they could understand what the hell I was saying with my "Coon Ass Accent" and for making my Dad feel so comfortable and part of the porch. He kept saying how nice everyone was and how well we all got along. He thought we had done this several times before and that we all new each other for years. That should say it all for this great Porch Family we have become. Dealer you were the absolute best hostess with the mostess we could of ever have had pull this all together. What a great job!!! You are one of my bestess friends and I love ya Blondie (lost your damn car keys in your own damn robe,DAAAAA) Rob you were also great at making everyone feel at home, suggesting the Resort AND KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE ABOUT YOUR TEAMS SCORE CARD AS YOU GUYS PLAYED THE PLAYOFF HOLE TOO!! Tom my friend, this BBQ Porch Party and your hospitality at your beautiful home were truly Southern Living at it's finest and you returned the trust we all have in you by trusting all of us enough to invite complete strangers (and even a few strange ones) into your home. That meant a lot to all of us, thank you so much! Oh sorry about the mural that me and Polvie did of the Lolly Pop Kids and the Yellow Brick Road in your renovated master bathroom we just thought it was missing something! ( it was Polvie's idea to do Clappy in the nude with nothing but big clown's feet and his little.... well at least we covered it with the red clown nose(gee Polvie I wonder if that's where "blow your nose" comes from) You have a great looking house and it takes a great person like you to make it a home. I really think we need to make this at least a couple of days longer next time because there we so many people that I wanted to spend a lot more time with and so many people that I wanted to really make laugh and enjoy themselves like nothing they had never witnessed before. I wanted to thank each and everyone of you personally for all the concern expressed to me and the encouragement and support that you all have given me in the past couple of months and there wasn't enough time for that and I didn't get to tell you all personally but I truly appreciated it and love you all. For my dear friends Mr& MRS SHE X "This Shit's Gettin Weird" I'm still freakin laughin about that, yall were so much fun!! We will have to "PARTY ON" soon in New Orleans. I will make sure the ceiling fans in the hotel room are much higher off the bed this time "you two wild and crazy sex machines you" "You want to be a Love God like me?" You doo! I Blame a myself!! I suggest to anyone who has a room that backs up to these two marathon beast at the next Porch Party get a bed with seat belts and ear plugs(no wonder they played golf like they had just been road hard and put up wet) Rose I would have been so disappointed if I wouldn't have had the absolute honor and pleasure to meet such a fine lady . You are truly a gift to this Porch! I would travel to Canada anytime of the day or night to rub garlic butter on your legs!! Gary you were a blast to have around and laugh with. Bud I hope we get to do this many more times in our life. Oh how many pills do you have left? Should we still call you Piscatologist or "Prick"atologist? I heard you can stand on either head now thanks to our traveling sales person John/Tech Gorilla Red you are a class act and even a better photographer if thats possible. Thanks for traveling so far to make the party and for the idea of the get together. Danger Girl tells me your one hell of a driver too! Stay in touch my friend. I'll be back to finish this for the second time, boy am I a idiot or what? Coonaz