To: Rambi who wrote (82462 ) 6/21/2000 11:01:00 AM From: epicure Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 108807
someone sent me this today, enjoy > ><< >> > Recently, Dan Quayle announced his intentions to run for > > >> > President of the U.S. in 2000. Since the average attention span > > >> in > > >> > the U.S. is about as long as the average sitcom, and since many > > >> younger > > >> > voters may not have been watching the news when these were said > > >> the > > >> > first time, we provide you with this list of famous Quayle > > >quotes. > > >> > Thanks, and enjoy. > > >> > > > >> > "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I > > >> have was > > >> > that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse > > >> with those > > >> > people." > > >> > --------- -- J. Danforth Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." > > >> > ---------- -- J. Danforth Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a > > >mother > > >> and > > >> > child." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the > > >> same > > >> > distance > > >> > from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures > > >where > > >> there > > >> > are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means > > >> there is > > >> > oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." > > >> > ----------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89 > > >> > > > >> > "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is > > >> being > > >> > very > > >> > wasteful. How true that is." > > >> > ----------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I > > >> mean in > > >> > this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I > > >didn't > > >> live in > > >> > this > > >> > century." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88 > > >> > > > >> > "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom > > >and > > >> > democracy - but that could change." > > >> > ----------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89 > > >> > > > >> > "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice > > >> president, and > > >> > that one word is 'to be prepared." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89 > > >> > > > >> > "May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world." > > >> > ----------- -- The Quayles' 1989 Christmas card. (Not a beacon > > >> of > > >> > literacy, > > >> > though.) > > >> > > > >> > "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/30/88 > > >> > > > >> > "We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." > > >> > ------------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good > > >> judgments in the > > >> > Future." > > >> > ----------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "The future will be better tomorrow." > > >> > ----------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the > > >> world." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88 > > >> > > > >> > "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive > > >> positions and > > >> > have a tremendous impact on history." > > >> > ------------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, > > >> 8/17/89 > > >> > > > >> > "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We > > >> have a > > >> > firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "Public speaking is very easy." > > >> > -------------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters in > > >> 10/88 > > >> > > > >> > "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." > > >> > ----------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." > > >> > ----------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to > > >the > > >> polls." > > >> > ------------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the > > >> riots and > > >> > the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is > > >> to blame > > >> > for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the > > >> killings? > > >> > The killers are to blame." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not > > >> having > > >> > it." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/20/92 (reported in > > >> Esquire, > > >> > 8/92) > > >> > > > >> > "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not > > >occur." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/22/90 > > >> > > > >> > "For NASA, space is still a high priority." > > >> > ----------- -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/5/90 > > >> > > > >> > "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our > > >> children." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/18/90 > > >> > > > >> > "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that > > >> Dan > > >> > Quayle may or may not make." > > >> > ------------- --Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten > > >you > > >> on the > > >> > mistakes we may or may not have made." > > >> > ------------ --Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the > > >> impurities in > > >> > our air and water that are doing it." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle > > >> > > > >> > "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." > > >> > ------------ -- Vice President Dan Quayle >> > > > > > >