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To: Clappy who wrote (23035)	6/21/2000 8:05:00 PM
From: synchro_fan	Respond to of 35685

Clappy: What a mind! and I think you are reading all of the non-attendees minds! ROFLMA over this. Like you ... awaiting the dust bunnies. You forgot to include the seat belts and ear plugs. Hey TG. How is the Cuba thing coming? Now, I bet you would have a full Mistress house and other ones close by. That may still be on my radar. Clappy--->Alive, rich, funny and a truly zigzaged mind. Luv it Syn

To: Clappy who wrote (23035)	6/21/2000 9:35:00 PM
From: Dealer	Respond to of 35685

Dealer, There are many of us Porchers who couldn't make it to Atlanta who are wondering if any of the single people hooked up this weekend? Do you really want me to confine this to the singles? I thought you were looking for dirt Clappy. Give us some details! ...and what were those confounded pills for? Clappy I believe they had something to do with consumating a cyberspace friendship in person. Was Money Magazine really there? Front Cover should be ready in approx. 8 weeks which would put us somewhere around the October issue.......... .... Are you really blonde? Sometimes.....well! Is grey a shade of blonde? Is bottled red a shade of blonde? Did anyone cheat on the golf course? Of course! It is my understanding that only the following cheated at golf: Mr and Mrs Ritch, Polvie, Mr and Mrs Drenko, Crdesign, Dangergirl, Voltaire, Abstract, Mr and Mrs Rob Johnson, Joel, Coonaz, Mr. and Mrs She_x, and Candide Is it true that you turned 40 this weekend? No that was 39. Did Polvie and She-X talk in all lower case letters? If whispering is lower case the answer is yes. Jabbering a lot of stuff only they could understand. Maybe "nnmb" language. Did RR have exclamation points flying out of his mouth every time he spoke?..... It was some sorta food. Did kinda look like pasta shaped like exclamation points.... did he have critters with him? 1 Arkansas Razorback Did Johnny Techman score big with the ladies? How many phone numbers did he get? He did work the room and you could tell he was on some sorta extended life support. I haven't seen Bonnie and JW post in several days. Did their opposite polar forces cause them to attract to each other? JW brought a beautiful girl with him, kept her in the room thus his charming temperment all weekend. Is it true that they are in Barbados right now, cuddling on one of those huge mesh hammocks under a pair of palm trees? Yes! Jw took the beautiful girl to Barbados. I think Bonnie went to Cuba with John. Volty seems awfully happy. Was it just his stocks that went up? Voltaire had a good looking maid there when I arrived.....and I also think leggs was going to assist him in aquiring some orchids to replace the poison Ivy hanging from his trees. That might have something to do with his happiness. The orchids of course! Did that lurker person who has never posted here ever show up? She did not show up. Perhaps she did but decided not to talk to anyone... Are you and She-X really sisters? Yes! She_x, Grover, Tom and I are all brothers and sister...... Did Rosie bring any Molson Beer? Did Canadian Rosie melt from the heat? Did Canadian Rosie use any terms like "Take Off You Hoser" or say the word "Eh" or "Ay" after every sentence? She was yelling "Eh" and "Ay" only when John was holding her down. No I think she yelled it again the next night when JW was holding her down. I don't think she said a word when I held her down. Did the Lolly Pop Kids 1 & 2 play any funny tricks on anyone? When the clock struck 12 o'clock Coonaz became every woman's dream Blow-up doll How many of CRD's cookies did you manage to take home with you? Not many left but I put them in a Zip lock for the next party. Yummy! Yummy! Did you forget to take any of those cards out of your sleeve? I heard you didn't get to play poker... No cards! I became a drug dealer.....passing out those pills.... Is it true that they had to raise the height of the ceiling in Joel's room because of him being so tall? Nope! They would not raise the ceiling so we cut a hole N-S and E-W so as long as he walked straight he could keep his head out side and he did fine. Did Danger and Cowgirl bring their horses? Horses? Are you kidding......They brought their ranch. You sould have seen Voltaire stand up and take notice. Did Leggs score with any of the men? The maid told me there were notches all over the wooden bed post....A minor little detail I had to take care of. I don't know if leggs gets the credit or just exactly who. How many phone numbers did she get? I think every man on this board had already sent their number to leggs. Just the name turned them on. Is it true that Leggs may not be the only nicname that is appropriate for her? My Gosh! Clappy your spirit sure picked up a lot of correct information...... Is it true that the room had to duck each time she turned around?:^) Like I say Clappy your spirit sure picked up a lot of correct information. You probably know more than we know. Please don't PM me with the answers. Inquiring minds want to know. You people left out a lot of details. So far all I know is that everyone thought everyone was great! We want Dirt!!! I have an interview with another reporter this week. This time it's not WSJ. It TNI, TG, TS, and several others. If you can't figure out who I'm talking about, it will come to you the next time you get on line to check out your groceries... or look here for the answer key: TNI = The National Inquirer. TG = The Globe. TS = The Star Give us all the juicy details. We want to hear the good stuff! -ClappyTheGossipColumnist P.S. Happy Birthday Double D! I was there in spirit. I put a kiss on yer forehead and helped you blow out the candles. BTW: Thanks for sending the hugs and kisses.....I got mine but I had stand on my hind legs and beg for it!!! Thanks Clappy! You are a sweetheart.....I still gonna get something to ya. you are appreciated. You had to be there and next time we gonna have it at yo house or ya gonna say ya coming. Explain that one to ya wife.....We will be there sometime in the middle of May 2001. Get the place ready for about 80 folks. I love ya Clappy! dealer-dude

To: Clappy who wrote (23035)	6/21/2000 10:40:00 PM
From: mrs goldberg	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Hey my brother after taking those pills I hooked up to the point Voltster had to spray me down with cold water so I wouldn't have to run around backwards if you know what I mean! (gotta go here comes the dog catcher) Coonaz, on the end of a one eyed snake

To: Clappy who wrote (23035)	6/22/2000 1:15:00 AM
From: Dr. David Gleitman	Respond to of 35685

Clappy: I just saw the latest headline from the Enquirer. Is it true that Elvis and Lady Di were part of the porch fest along with Michael Jackson (is he still around!) Just kidding. Michael Jackson was really at Atlanta's CDC checking out the latest fashion statements in sterile gowns and masks. David

To: Clappy who wrote (23035)	6/22/2000 9:06:00 AM
From: lindelgs	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Clappy, straight from the horses mouth: Did Leggs score with any of the men? No, none of our time was spent working on the Orchestral Porch Anthem in D Minor -- besides, I've found that its never a good idea to score with cookies around -- crumbs in the sheet music you know; How many phone numbers did she get? I got one, and that would be the managers card from the Joan & David outlet store - yes girls, there is a Santa Claus; Is it true that Leggs may not be the only nicname that is appropriate for her? Well, I guess you could call me Blondie, but thats soooo common ;) Is it true that the room had to duck each time she turned around? Oh, you heard about that? Well great - I don't know what got into me...but I've gotta cut that out - no more spitting I promise. Missed you Clappy! Love Legs