To: tool dude who wrote (57492 ) 6/22/2000 6:33:00 PM From: StockDung Respond to of 122087
just some WAMEX AND THE MOB humor i came across so you could have a laugh By: DaMob4Wamex Reply To: None Monday, 19 Jun 2000 at 9:00 PM EDT Post # of 14775 OK, we're back. Let's get everybody up to speed where we are: PREVIOSLY ON "WAMEX AND THE MOB" "Yo, let's get some Pizza, Joe" "Sounds good, Vin, we can talk about 401k plans over some Chicken Parmiginia" A statement from Vinny and Joey: "We's at WAMEX have no relation to des FBI investimigation at all. We's innocent. (snicker). yeah, Vinny, Mitchell and myself has nuttin' to do with this bullsh-t. Wes running a respectable bidness. Wes trying to revolutionamize da business of trading. Yous can buy anyting you want on da site....bonds, stocks, options, calls, puts, macaroni...whaddeva you like." .......sounds of gunshot in back.....cat screeching..... "Hey Vinny, hows we going to make ous company seem legit? I mean, dis ain't running numbers or nuttin'. This is a little comple....complekat......complicat........its hard, ya see what i'm saying?" "Joey, do yous got brains up your ass? It's too freakin easy. Did you know deres millions of des websights?" "You bullsh-ting me, right"? "Nah, i ain't freakin pulling your chain?" So all wes do is get WAMEX sh-t on some other freakin sites. Makes us look legit. Call Anthony down at www.stocktrade.com. Tell 'em Vinny Repeete wants Wamex stuff on da site. Write up some sh-t saying wes a good small business. See, now all da freakin assh-les who look at da web think wes a real business. Pretty sweet, ah?" "Did I ever tells you that you are beautiful Joey" "Vin...easy....you're embarassing me.....have a meatball" PREVIOUS HILARITY