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To: tbancroft who wrote (3037)	6/24/2000 2:25:00 PM
From: Dr. Id	Respond to of 22706

Not sure how this relates to anything, but thought it was funny: A synagogue honors its Rabbi for a quarter-century of service by sending him to Hawaii on a well-deserved vacation, all expenses paid. The President of the Temple decides that in addition to the trip, the Rabbi should really have some fun and he makes arrangements to have a call-girl be available at the Rabbi's beck and call. When the Rabbi walks into his hotel room, there's this nude girl lying on the bed, and she informs the Rabbi that she's his at any time during his vacation. The Rabbi, stunned and extremely embarrassed, demands to know who arranged this little situation, and, of course, the girl is compelled to tell him. He picks up the phone, calls the temple, and gets through to the President of the congregation. "Where is your respect?" he growls. "How could you do something like this? I must be held in high esteem by each and every member of the congregation. As your Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you!" As he continues to berate the President, the girl rises sheepishly from the bed, not wanting to further embarrass the Rabbi. As she stands, the Rabbi says, "Where are you going? I'm not mad at you."