To: d:oug who wrote (55115 ) 6/25/2000 6:16:00 AM From: d:oug Respond to of 116816
This SI Thread Only, Exclusive New Feature. GNN - Gata Nut News The Gold Anti Trust Action GATA Folks have left to right the wrong done to the gold market. On to Paris to attend the 23rd FT Gold Conference. Conspiracy theorists Bill Murphy and Reg Howe of the GATA delegation will do their best to hi-jack Monday-Tuesday's FT conference. Bill Murphy and Reg Howe have meetings set with some esteemed Europeans and also have meetings scheduled with the press. ... this ends the prerecorded taped version and we now go directly LIVE with Dougie sitting bye... And now LIVE from Paris, France broadcasting LIVE from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pizza GNN has Breaking News... It has been reported that Bill Murky boarded the wrong airplane. Reports are in that his final destination flight was Clinton, Montana. As not expected was the report that Bill has decided to remain there in Montana rather than reboard the plane and redo the trip to Paris. Sources are telling me that the reason Bill decided to abandon his quixotic quest was based on two reason, first, his name is Bill not Don, and a Big second is that upon landing in Clinton, Montana Bill found himself in the middle of the Testicle Festival. Montana's Original Testicle Festival at the Rock Creek Lodge. The Testicle Festival has grown from 300 folks over a decade ago to over 8,200 guests from across the country. In Clinton, Montana they feed over 2 1/2 tons of bull balls to over 15,000 visitors! Get together and have a ball or dozen. You'll get a chance to taste and test some quality food, play cow-patty bingo, have a bull-chip flinging contest or exhibit your hairy chest! Over 4,500 pounds of carefully prepared, beer-marinated, secret recipe breaded, deep-fried bull testicles. "Why" is one of the basic questions generated by this affair. It is the "waste not, want not" tradition of Montana, and besides, many of the world's cultures consider testicles a delicacy. For the health conscious, they're 70 percent or more protein, and, obviously, they're boneless. You'll be with an eclectic group of people including farmers, ranchers, stockbrokers, bikers, U.S. Senators, and families. Also,... Bottlescrew Bill's Testicle Festival - Calgary, Alberta, Canada "The seventh annual Bottlescrew Bill's Testicle Festival. ... this year's tagline: "I WENT NUTS!" ... prepared a number of different ways, for example, there is "Italian Stallion-style" and "Mixed Nuts" and..., well you get the picture. Finding Testicles ================= Need to find buffalo testicles? Diamond M Buffalo Products ships 30 lb. boxes. You can find capon and turkey testicles through..... Ask your local butcher if he can stock them. Oriental markets, that bastion of all things weird, can often be a good testicle source. Weird Stuff =========== In days long past, children used to run out to the fields to gather up lamb balls that had dropped off and bring them back for a breakfast feast. Elastics were (and sometimes are) used to cut off the circulation and then they would just drop off after a while. During branding, when calves are also separated from their noogies, the testicles can be tossed onto the hot iron and eaten when they burst. According to The Kama Sutra - drinking milk, mixed with sugar, and having the testicle of a ram or a goat boiled in it, is a means of increasing sexual vigour. Turkey "balls" are found on the inside, near the turkey's liver and I bet you really did not want to know that! Yes? Also, have you asked the question... ... do gata nuts have balls ? Wonder what the French word is for all this ? Doug