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To: robjohnson who wrote (23672)6/26/2000 4:33:00 PM
From: Jim Willie CB  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35685
 
for a suntan base, I recommend what I did, with no burn

run away from home, and go to Florida
stay out of the sun as much as possible for two weeks
wear a hat and sunglasses, sit in the shade
after two weeks, you will have an excellent base
then dabble with 10 and 15 minute ventures at the beach
in one month you will transform to a latino jigolo
for the next month, get bolder and stay in sun for an hour or more daily
in the fourth month, you will be golden brown

I love Outer Banks of NoCarolina, east coast's best beach
outside Florida, that is
I spent a full day at the Kill Devil Hills beach
doubtful it added to my arabian tan
cannot figure out what this growth on my head is though
some wart-like growth, slight purple hue, thick hair coming out, resembling a dark pizza in texture and color

gorilla hair tonic? you hurt me deeply
I dont like you anymore
please cease & desist all communication with me
this fiat does not apply to your angelic wife
/ Jim