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Strategies & Market Trends : Piffer OT - And Other Assorted Nuts -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (42446)6/28/2000 12:09:00 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 63513
 
Some humor while we wait:

> > YEAR 1970 VS 2000
> >
> > 1970: Long Hair
> > 2000: Longing for hair
> >
> > 1970: The perfect high.
> > 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
> >
> > 1970: Keg.
> > 2000: EKG.
> >
> > 1970: Acid Rock.
> > 2000: Acid Reflux.
> >
> > 1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
> > 2000: Moving to California because it's warm.
> >
> > 1970: Growing pot.
> > 2000: Growing pot belly.
> >
> > 1970: Douglas Street bridge.
> > 2000: Dental bridge.
> >
> > 1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with
> your parents.
> > 2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with
> your children.
> >
> > 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or
> Elizabeth Taylor.
> > 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
> Elizabeth Taylor.
> >
> > 1970: Seeds and stems.
> > 2000: Roughage.
> >
> > 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
> > 2000: Popping joints.
> >
> > 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
> > 2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
> >
> > 1970: Paar.
> > 2000: AARP.
> >
> > 1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
> > 2000: Being caught with Hustler magazine
> >
> > 1970: Killer weed.
> > 2000: Weed killer.
> >
> > 1970: Hoping for a BMW.
> > 2000: Hoping for a BM.
> >
> > 1970: The Grateful Dead.
> > 2000: Dr. Kevorkian.
> >
> > 1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
> > 2000: Getting a new hip joint.
> >
> > 1970: Rolling Stones.
> > 2000: Kidney stones.
> >
> > 1970: Being called into the principal's office.
> > 2000: Calling the principal's office.
> >
> > 1970: Peace sign.
> > 2000: Mercedes logo.
> >
> > 1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
> > 2000: Children begging you to get their heads
> shaved.
> >
> > 1970: Take acid.
> > 2000: Take antacid.
> >
> > 1970: Passing the driver's test.
> > 2000: Passing the vision test.
> >
1970: "Whatever"
2000: "Depends"