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To: Frederick Smart who wrote (47333)6/28/2000 5:26:00 PM
From: Michael L. Voorhees  Respond to of 74651
 
"DOJ Announces Plan to Break-Up Tiger Woods..."

New evidence revelations recently surfaced when Woods' caddy was deposed. Duffy Divot, Woods' caddy, stated that Woods frequently "improved his lie" (a method he learned while watching Chevy Chase in the original "Caddy Shack" movie) on numerous occasions in strict violation of USGA rules. In addition, Greg Norman testified in deposition that Woods contracted with him before his Masters' win to cover the possibility of switching golf ball lies if and when they played together during the event. Joel Klein of the DOJ cited previous case law per the MSFT antitrust case in which MSFT was duly convicted and remedies applied for similar activities.

With this evidence and recent claims that Woods lied about his score on the 4th hole in the 3rd round at Pebble things appear rather bleak for Tiger. Woods, however, has contributed heavily to the George Bush For Re-election Campaign. Bush vowed to change the USGA rules and anti-trust law if re-elected.

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