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To: DepyDog who wrote (24189)	6/30/2000 7:53:08 PM
From: Voltaire	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Something other than the damn market; >If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you >would have produced enough sound energy to heat one >cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) > >If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, >enough gas is produced to create the energy of an >atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) > >A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next >life I want to be a pig) > > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories >an hour. (Still not over that pig thing) > >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex >for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) > >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. >(I won't touch THAT one!) > > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years > longer than left-handed people do. (If you're > ambidextrous do you split the difference?) > > The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own >weight >and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking >little bottles > of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??) > > Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares) > > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (I wanted to know that?) > > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping >the >length of a football field. (I'm impressed) > > A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, > before it starves to death. (Creepy) > > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its >head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by > ripping the males head off. > Honey, I'm home. What the....) > >Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next >life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity) > >Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez) > >An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. > (I know some people like that.) > > Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like > that too) > >After reading all these, all I can say is....... >Damn Those Pigs. Cheers, V