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To: Estimated Prophet who wrote (21286)7/3/2000 9:17:03 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 49843
 
We exchanged some PMs Friday night nad Saturday.
I gave him sh*t about him coming back to SI to
bitch about it being broken. His footprints were
all over this weekend until he passed out :)



To: Estimated Prophet who wrote (21286)7/3/2000 9:28:53 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Respond to of 49843
 
So I'm going to see elvin Bishop Friday night.
I had a single ticket in the 35th row for
Kenny Wayne Shepard and Page/Crows for a week
from tonight but I sold it to a friend. I love
Page but I don't like Zeppelin music enough
to sit through alone. I'll have no trouble sitting
through Fogerty/DR John/Aaron Neville myself though.
I do have friends goingto both shows. So I wouldn't
be totally alone. Jone Beach's ticketing is really
screwed up so we often go for singles.It's usually
the only way to get good seats for high demand
shows.



To: Estimated Prophet who wrote (21286)7/3/2000 9:29:06 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 49843
 
So I'm going to see Elvin Bishop Friday night.
I had a single ticket in the 35th row for
Kenny Wayne Shepard and Page/Crows for a week
from tonight but I sold it to a friend. I love
Page but I don't like Zeppelin music enough
to sit through alone. I'll have no trouble sitting
through Fogerty/DR John/Aaron Neville myself though.
I do have friends goingto both shows. So I wouldn't
be totally alone. Jone Beach's ticketing is really
screwed up so we often go for singles.It's usually
the only way to get good seats for high demand
shows.



To: Estimated Prophet who wrote (21286)7/3/2000 11:25:15 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 49843
 
Monday July 3 9:47 AM ET

Web Footed Dogs Join Baseball Team
dailynews.yahoo.com
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - They're already being called the dogs of summer.

The San Francisco Giants baseball team, which this year unveiled a sparkling new Pacific Bell Park stadium directly on San Francisco Bay, is getting
ready to induct a squad of canine retrievers to dive after wayward balls.

Five web-footed Portuguese water dogs -- officially known as the Baseball Aquatic Retrieval Korps (BARK) -- will plunge
from their own special boat into the icy waters of the bay to fetch any homeruns that are slammed out of the park.

``America's favorite pastime meets man's best friend,'' Don Novello, who came up with the BARK idea, told Friday's San
Francisco Chronicle.

The water dogs, which resemble poodles, have webbed paws and use their tails as rudders in the water, are known as
exceptional swimmers and were once used by Portuguese fishermen to herd schools of fish, carry messages between boats and snare lost lines.

Novello, who once played Father Guido Sarducci on ``Saturday Night Live'', will introduce the dogs Saturday at a pregame ceremony. They are
expected to perform at all Saturday day games as well as games on the Fourth of July and Labor Day, chasing fly balls from batting practice and the
handful of homeruns that are hit into the bay, team officials said.



To: Estimated Prophet who wrote (21286)7/5/2000 2:25:39 PM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 49843
 
EP,

Real Things Heard in US Courtrooms -

Lawyer: How do you feel about defense attorneys?
Juror: I think they should all be drowned at birth.
Lawyer: Well, then, you are obviously biased for the prosecution.
Juror: That's not true. I think prosecutors should be drowned at birth, too.

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.
Judge: And why is that?
Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.
Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any comments on the defendant's motion?
Public Defender: I'm sorry, Your Honour. I wasn't listening.

Judge: You are charged with habitual drunkeness. Have you anything to say in your defense?
Defendant: Habitual thirstiness?

From a defendant representing himself...

Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?
Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse.
Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance.

Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant?
Defendant: No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens.

And finally....

Judge: I know you, don't I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.