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To: E who wrote (14948)7/3/2000 3:10:04 PM
From: Nite-Man  Respond to of 30928
 
E,

Such a sustained and lengthy rant leads me to believe one or more of the following has taken place:

1.) You were "extra nice" to your brother and he extended your computer privileges.
2.) You've slimmed down enough that your sausage like fingers no longer hit three keys at a time. (typing with a pencil must have been a bitch)
3.) You've finally found voice recognition software powerful enough to overcome your harelip and stuttering.

BTW I thought your dad was banned from riding the subway for continually masturbating on the third rail.

BTWA So your father received the Nobel Prize for gerbil genetics, eh? What did he do, make the little claws bigger?

NM