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To: Apex who wrote (3989)7/4/2000 2:13:29 AM
From: Apex  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 4201
 
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Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies

This may be helpful for some theologians out there.

THAOISM------------> Sh!t happens.
CONFUCIANISM-------> Confucius say, Sh!t happens.
BUDDHISM-----------> Sh!t happening is an illusion.
ISLAM--------------> Sh!t happening is the will of Allah.
ZEN----------------> What is the sound of sh!t happening?
HINDUISM-----------> This sh!t has happened before.
CATHOLICISM--------> If sh!t happened, you deserved it
JUDIASM------------> Why does sh!t always happen to us.
CALVINISM----------> Sh!t happens because you don't work hard enough.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE--> If sh!t happens,pray and it will go away.
PROTESTANTISM------> Let sh!t happen to someone else.
ATHEISM------------> Sh!t happens for no reason.
AGNOSTICISM--------> Maybe sh!t happens,maybe it doesn't
HARE KRISHNA-------> Sh!t happens,sh!t happens,sh!t happens.
STOICISM-----------> Sh!t happens,I can take it.
JEHOVA's Witnesses-> Let us in and we'll tell you why sh!t happens.
RASTAFARIANISM-----> Let's smoke this sh!t and see what happens.