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To: goldsheet who wrote (55889)	7/7/2000 1:43:41 PM
From: long-gone	Respond to of 116796

here's a good one: Message 14009070

To: goldsheet who wrote (55889)	7/7/2000 2:08:29 PM
From: russet	Respond to of 116796

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